| | Fly | | Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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| Dream job | | What would be your idea of a dream job? | |
| | Are you afraid of deep water? | | i am .. I tried to take a lifeguard test and failed because i couldnt dive deep and get to the bottom. It felt like my eyes were gonna pop out of my head. lol.. | |
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| Can you answer as to why?? | | Can you answer these questions for me
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Why is it almost every guys I know wants to sleep with my g/f?? Most of them think she is hot, and say that they would gladly give anything just to be with her. If she runs during practice, they all stare. When they are supposed to run they watch her practice. I can't stand watching her try to land a backflip on the beam, but I love watching her do other, safer tricks. They all wanted to be the lifeguard in training fro her gym class and wanted to be the swimming managers.She's brown haired/eyes, 5'1, like 98lbs, and is the absolute sweetest, down-to-earth rich girl I have ever met. Should I be offended they like her so much?? She doesn't like them so I am not worried. They all are willing to run the 5 miles she runs to get home every day. Why do they like her so much?? | |
| | Great lines from job evaluations! | | 1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
9. This employee should go far and sooner he starts, the better.
10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
11. The biggest tool in the shed.
12. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t looking.
13. A room temperature IQ.
14. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
15. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
16. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
17. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
19. Donated his brain to science before he was done... | |
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| Great lines from job evaluations! | | 1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
9. This employee should go far and sooner he starts, the better.
10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
11. The biggest tool in the shed.
12. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t looking.
13. A room temperature IQ.
14. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
15. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
16. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
17. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
19. Donated his brain to science before he was done... | |
| | classic mermaid story | | aquamarine is the name of the mermaid. she is washed ashore near a florida beach club.she befriends claire and hailey who face separation when hailey moves with her family to australia, unless a miracle happens.aquamarine promises to grant them a wish if they help her to win the love of a lifeguard called raymond calder. | |
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| Am I being reasonable, or is my mother overbearing? | | My mother signed me up, and paid for, a racquetball class that meets every week for five weeks on Saturdays. She did not ask me if I wanted to be in this class because it was filling up fast and she didn't want to miss a spot. I have no desire to start having my weekends be completely scheduled since my week is already filled with school and student government and the like. Plus, I'm not really interested in racquetball all that much. I told her that I didn't want to do the class since it is in the middle of the only day that I don't have filled up. She is angry because she pent this money, but my argument is that it was a)her mistake to spend the money, not mine and b)a sunk cost and should not be included in my decision making about whether or not I take this class. Any advice? I'm also trying to get a job as a lifeguard, this class would make that hard. (I'm an 18 year old senior in high school, and virtually all of my peers agree with me, but my adult friends and teachers don' | |
| | Requirement for becomming a Swimming Coach | | I grew up swimming on a team and I lifeguarded as well. I have taught swimming lessons and assisted with coaching. As an adult I would like to become a swimming coach. Does anyone know the requirements that I would need to do this? I'm pretty sure I have to have my WSI, but I'm not sure what else I need (besides CPR and First Aide). | |
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