| Top 51 things to do when your isp is down......... | | 1 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3 You mean there's something else to do?
4 WiFi from your Neighbor
5 play single player mode
6 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
7 Find a better ISP
8 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back
9 Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy.
10 Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks
11 Start talking to your girlfriend again.
12 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
13 Install all those programs you downloaded but never got around to installing
14 Reset Modem: repeat
15 Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
16 Create your own IM bot to converse with.
17 Plot out your revenge for the ISP
18 Cry
19 die alone
20 Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations
21 Go out to buy another pallet of Mountian Dew for the year ahead.
22 Hang yourself with network cables
23 Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
24 Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
25 Sacrifice your first born... | |
| | simple method to share home internet connection.... | | this is a simple way to share an internet connection between home computers which can be done by layman.requirements:
1. 2 network cables RJ-45(Registered jack - twisted pair cables)(no. of cable depending on the number of computers you want to connect).
2. a hub
3. 2 nic cards (network interface cards), not needed if your motherboard already has one.steps:
1. install the nic cards in your motherboard.
2. plug the cables into nic and the hub.
3. connect the hub to your model/Adsl/Router
3. windows xp will autometically install the drivers for your nic card.
4. thats it.----------------
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